how much lube do you need for anal ? ?
I do not have enough
My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”
Stephen King has always understood that the good guys don’t always win, but he has also understood that mostly they do.
Every day, in real life, the good guys win. Mostly these victories go unheralded (MAN ARRIVES HOME SAFE FROM WORK YET AGAIN wouldn’t sell many papers), but they are nonetheless real for all that.
The good folks mostly win, courage usually triumphs over fear, the family dog hardly ever contracts rabies: these are things I knew at twenty-five, and things I still know now, at the age of 25x2.
But I know something else as well: there’s a place in most of us where the rain is pretty much constant, the shadows are always long, and the woods are full of monsters. It is good to have a voice in which the terrors of such a place can be articulated and its geography partially described.
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
god bless people who talk to you first they deserve the world
im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination
this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it